FUCKED UP SINCE A KID
INCARCERATED FOR WHAT I DID
KEPT IN THIS HOLDING CELL
I HAVE NO FRIENDS TO POST MY BAIL
I DON’T REMEMBER LAST NIGHT
THIS HANGOVER I TRY TO FIGHT
MY LIFE IS ON THE FUCKING BRINK
SOMEONE, SOMEONE GIVE ME A DRINK

DRUNK NOT RETARDED X2

STRAIGHT JACKET POSTURE
ALL I DID IS GET BLURRED
TELL ME WHO’S THE FUCKER I SHOULD THANK
I’M DRUNK NOT RETARDED THANX

DRUNK NOT RETARDED X2

NOW I’M IN THE FUNNY HOUSE
I LIKE NURSE RATCHET’S BLOUSE
TRIED TO BRIBE HER FOR THE KEY
BUT THEIR PREPARING FOR MY LOBOTOMY

DRUNK NOT RETARDED X2
I’M NOT RETARDED