MY MOMMY SHE BOUGHT ME MY CAR
SHE EVEN BOUGHT THIS NICE GUITAR
YES I’M ANGRY AND I AM WHITE
THE HAND THAT FEEDS IN THE HAND THAT I BITE

I DON’T DO CHORES OR TAKE OUT THE TRASH
MOMMY MOMMY WHERE’S MY CASH
I GET MY TRUST FUND WHEN I’M 25
UNTIL THEN MY ALLOWANCE IS FINE
FAT RECORD LABEL IS OUR DREAM
PLEASE LET US ON YOUR POSER TEAM
WE WANNA SOUND LIKE NOFX
PLAY FROM FRAT HOUSE TO THE NEXT

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OUR EIGHT SONGS ARE REALLY NEAT
SAME THREE CHORDS SAME DRUM BEAT
WE’RE NOT UNIQUE AND LACKING TALENT
WE’RE ANGRY WHITE AND ON ALLOWANCE

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WE PLAYED THREE SHOWS ALL THIS WEEK
SAME EIGHT SONGS SAME OLD BEAT
SOME DAY WE’LL PLAY IN L.A.
WHERE SOUNDING GAY IS OK

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WHEN POSINGS OUT I’LL DO WHAT’S IN
MY POSH LIFESTYLE I’LL ALWAYS WIN
MY LIFE IS SET I’LL NEVER WORK
HAND SO SOFT I SHOULD WEAR A SKIRT

POSER PUNK IS GROWING STAPLE
BOXER SHORTS UP PAST YOUR NAVEL
WE’RE NOT UNIQUE AND LACKING TALENT
WE’RE ANGRY WHITE AND ON ALLOWANCE
I HAVE EARINGS IN BOTH EARS
THAT’S JUST WHAT’S IN I’M NOT A QUEER
I’M NOT UNIQUE AND LACKING TALENT
I’M ANGRY WHITE AND ON ALLOWANCE

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